""Honey, you are 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring." When New York Post writer Stephanie Smith made a turkey and swiss on white bread for her boyfriend, Eric (aka E), he took one bite and uttered those now-famous words. While her beau's declaration initially seemed unusual, even antiquated, Stephanie accepted the challenge and got to work. Little did she know she was about to cook up the sexiest and most controversial love story of her...

An ermine leaves his family's den to find a home of his own.

When an angry mob attacks a local school believing that homeless people living there spread the deadly virus that has wiped out most of the population, one man stands between the helpless people and the mob.